She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
