She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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