what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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