Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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