he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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