I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
