Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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