I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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