used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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