Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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