She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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