What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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