I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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