okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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