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• (619): View more from California

  i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.

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• (916): View more from California

  Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?

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  THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.

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