Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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