So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Randomize
