I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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