i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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