D3 body, D1 cock
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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