My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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