What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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