If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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