I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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