I just pynch a tree in the face
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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