I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
dude. I can hear the air.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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