Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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