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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.

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...the info I wish Carfax could tell me...

Submitted by flaunn on Apr 26, 10 at 7:19am

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- LMAO. That is one of the best comments I've ever seen.
  
  Submitted by rickfantastic on Apr 27, 10 at 1:25am
  
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Okay, you put a tampon in while driving, and then texted about it, presumably also still while driving? Please do us all a favor and get off the road before you kill someone.

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 26, 10 at 12:49pm

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- Thats mean, I would be ok with it if it was only herself that she killed
  
  Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 10 at 12:30am
  
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- There are things called stoplights.
  
  Submitted by Fdtdancer on May 2, 10 at 3:24pm
  
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Any girl can do that. It's like fishing around for lip balm in your purse while driving. Just that it's your vagina, not your purse.

Submitted by itsjustleigh on Apr 26, 10 at 2:35pm

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Who needs 2 hands to put a tampon in?

Submitted by the_funny on Apr 26, 10 at 9:10am

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doesnt count if skirt/dress.... if jeans, thats mad crazy

Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 26, 10 at 10:00am

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At least she didn't bleed all over her car! A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!

Submitted by LuLu7 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:22pm

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A TO THE MEN, LuLu67. \nGirl, I'd you did that in jeans...Jesus. You got mad skills.

Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 26, 10 at 9:57pm

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Why did this need to be texted? Were you just having a conversation with a friend who told you, "you got no skills. I bet you couldn't even put in a tampon while driving."?

Submitted by BallsMcKenzie on Apr 26, 10 at 9:33am

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also didnt wash your hands. gross.

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 26, 10 at 10:37pm

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Who did you put it in?

Submitted by tonto01 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:53am

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well, when nature calls i guess.

Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 26, 10 at 7:06am

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impressive

Submitted by ddub on Apr 26, 10 at 11:15pm

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Would never tell you that you don't have skills... no useful ones, but you have some.

Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 26, 10 at 8:31am

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This is just great haha.

Submitted by MmmmSarahBaby on Apr 26, 10 at 11:35am

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I just did this yesterday! With jeans on. I was impressed with myself.

Submitted by ebrowne on Apr 26, 10 at 7:00pm

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haha! mad skillz!

Submitted by mcshorterson on Apr 27, 10 at 3:56am

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Then text on your phone that you later probably put to your face, close to your mouth...

Submitted by brunettebeauty on Apr 27, 10 at 2:45am

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- It's called hand sanitizer :) I'm not that gross
  
  Submitted by Fdtdancer on May 2, 10 at 3:20pm
  
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That is nasty!! You know she didn't wash her hands!! Vomit!!

Submitted by nymoemt on Apr 26, 10 at 7:56am

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Disgusting

Submitted by mohney on Apr 26, 10 at 11:49pm

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its doesn't count if its not a stickshift

Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 26, 10 at 12:54pm

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Too bad you put it in your ass...

Submitted by colan08 on Apr 7, 11 at 1:07am

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EwwwWww!!

Submitted by mae on Apr 26, 10 at 10:08am

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You have fucking amazing skills!!! How do you do that with one hand?! Or did you drive with your knees?

Submitted by codii on Apr 26, 10 at 8:58am

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You don't got skills.

Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 26, 10 at 7:55am

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LMAO @ 7:19

Submitted by etphleb on Apr 26, 10 at 11:10am

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Lol it's funny that this of all things is what you are proud of.

Submitted by Tic on Apr 29, 10 at 7:36pm

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People like you are the reason why we need pot

Submitted by machaveli2 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:42am

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- yeah and those old people. If all old people in this world were gone then I wouldn't need to smoke pot anymore, well darn!- there's still old people living right now so I've gotta take another hit
  
  Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 26, 10 at 2:26pm
  
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haha who the fuck does that driving? like why leave the house with a bleeding vag u sicko. dirty fingers too

Submitted by sassygirl25 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:24pm

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Using a hands free device I hope!

Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:33am

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TAMPON PUTS YOU IN!

Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Apr 26, 10 at 12:57pm

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um i thought it was hilarious when i got this text, not gross. its not like she has to touch herself to put in her tampon and she had sanitizer anyway

Submitted by lakenbacon on May 5, 10 at 2:32am

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That is descusting FYI!

Submitted by traxx1904 on Apr 28, 10 at 2:47am

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That's awsome!!

Submitted by mallegier on Apr 26, 10 at 11:10am

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You don't "have" skills.

Submitted by GrammarPolice on Apr 28, 10 at 12:06am

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First time ive laughed in a while from TFLN.... Thanks 7:19!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 12:43pm

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disgusting.

Submitted by heeyitsally on Apr 26, 10 at 5:12pm

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Wowwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by inawe on Apr 28, 10 at 9:51pm

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You're a nasty bitch, why would you ever text someone with something nasty like this

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 10:39am

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Sounds like a Louisiana whore!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 9:11am

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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth there.

Submitted by gwmclean on Apr 26, 10 at 9:57am

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Effing gross.

Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 26, 10 at 11:06am

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Aw bitch skillz ya say....me fo!

Submitted by FatCat1on1 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:58am

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I wish carfaxes said those things

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 26, 10 at 2:49pm

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Fuck yes haha if I could do this I'd brag

Submitted by ceeweezle on Apr 28, 10 at 3:21am

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Honestly, I dont know how to put a tampon in at all, and Im seventeen. I just never bothered with them, pads work just fine.

Submitted by xhauntedpassionx on Aug 26, 10 at 1:45am

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Noooo yooou dont got skills ! Lol i kiddd yoou do (:

Submitted by bmarie10 on Apr 26, 10 at 1:23pm

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Submitted by flaunn on Apr 26, 10 at 7:19am

Submitted by rickfantastic on Apr 27, 10 at 1:25am

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 26, 10 at 12:49pm

Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 10 at 12:30am

Submitted by Fdtdancer on May 2, 10 at 3:24pm

Submitted by itsjustleigh on Apr 26, 10 at 2:35pm

Submitted by the_funny on Apr 26, 10 at 9:10am

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Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 26, 10 at 7:06am

Submitted by ddub on Apr 26, 10 at 11:15pm

Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 26, 10 at 8:31am

Submitted by MmmmSarahBaby on Apr 26, 10 at 11:35am

Submitted by ebrowne on Apr 26, 10 at 7:00pm

Submitted by mcshorterson on Apr 27, 10 at 3:56am

Submitted by brunettebeauty on Apr 27, 10 at 2:45am

Submitted by Fdtdancer on May 2, 10 at 3:20pm

Submitted by nymoemt on Apr 26, 10 at 7:56am

Submitted by mohney on Apr 26, 10 at 11:49pm

Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 26, 10 at 12:54pm

Submitted by colan08 on Apr 7, 11 at 1:07am

Submitted by mae on Apr 26, 10 at 10:08am

Submitted by codii on Apr 26, 10 at 8:58am

Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 26, 10 at 7:55am

Submitted by etphleb on Apr 26, 10 at 11:10am

Submitted by Tic on Apr 29, 10 at 7:36pm

Submitted by machaveli2 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:42am

Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 26, 10 at 2:26pm

Submitted by sassygirl25 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:24pm

Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:33am

Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Apr 26, 10 at 12:57pm

Submitted by lakenbacon on May 5, 10 at 2:32am

Submitted by traxx1904 on Apr 28, 10 at 2:47am

Submitted by mallegier on Apr 26, 10 at 11:10am

Submitted by GrammarPolice on Apr 28, 10 at 12:06am

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Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 26, 10 at 11:06am

Submitted by FatCat1on1 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:58am

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