I'm gonna have a badass scar
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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