PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
