More tranny stories later!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
