Pappa wants mamma naked
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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