On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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