All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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