Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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