I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
