if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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