I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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