It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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