Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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