yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
