After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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