You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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