How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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