My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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