I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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