The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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