Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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