I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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