please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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